- Beyonce's baby bump. The only thing I slightly care about here is that the baby doesn't come out looking like it's ugly ass father. He must be well hung and eager to please, because I can't see any other reason for hopping in the sack with him.
- Kim Kardashian's wedding or any other Kardashian activity.
- Sarah Palin's opinion on anything. Well, except when she weighed in on the skyrocketing price of SlimJims earlier this summer, THAT was news.
- Daily updates on the fascinating lives of children. Let me clarify. I like children. I do. But, damn, I don't care if little sweet pea farted and sneezed at the same time or smiled funny at you today. Save the updates for some real news- like a teen pregnancy or something involving scandal.
- Anything 'Twilight.' I suffered through the first moving at the urging of a niece. Holy crap. It was so bad. And, Bella, get a life, dear.
- Any words that come out of Nancy Grace's pie hole.
- Steroids use in cycling. Quit trying to defend yourself, Lance. Let it rest. We know you doped. Everyone in cycling does.
- Brangelina.
- Reading anything by Jonathan Franzen.
- Respecting the religious views of those who don't respect mine.
- Keeping my opinions to myself in front of #10.
- People who say things like "Keep your government hands off my Medicare."
- If my neighbors can see me trotting through the house in my underpants. If you don't like it, pull your blinds. They've never complained.
- Your healthy eating habits. I really struggle with mine and would appreciate it if you didn't tell me how much you really crave lettuce.
- Green cleaning products. I've tried them and until they work as well as traditional cleaning products, I won't use them again.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Owl Says
Here are a few things I don't give a hoot about. Let's see if you agree.
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TOTAL agreement with you on numbers one and two- in fact, I wasn't even aware of number one and now thanks to your comments on the father I will have to google to view the ugly for myself.
I promise only to update my status when one of my cats sneezes and farts at the same time. And the dog will only get air time if he speaks.
I did a pre-read of the first three Twilight books and my I hated every page of the 2000 or 4000 or however many pages of drivel I had to read- that woman did NO research other than to channel unfulfilled teenage lust- I sum up my feelings with this: F*ck her or S*uck her already.
Can we add Michelle B. to the list with Palin- really, "forced government injection?" - I had my daughter injected with government since I am not afraid to admit that someday my little angel will have sex- (I won't post that on my facebook page either) and, heaven forbid, she may even WANT to. geesh.
I ate chips and pizza for dinner last night- and I fed the same to my kids- who will probably suffer from gas today...ahhhhhhchooo
Yes, Jay-Z is not something I want to think about "doing it."
I am so totally with you on this post!
Right there with you on all of it. I'll only say something if one of my kids fart and blow a hole through a window.
LORD I don't give a rat's ass about anyone feature in PEOPLE columns.
It's like we share the same brain, I agree with you 100% on all 15 topics. I wish the media would feed us more useful news.
All but the last one, but that is just to appease my guilt around other eco-responsible failings I have.
Great blog... following now :-)
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