I hit a good number of estate sales here in west metro. I rarely buy anything. Mostly, I'm just nosey and curious about an occasional bargain. This weekend, while scanning the online estate sale ads, I came across the picture below. I didn't go to this sale because, frankly, I would have been scared shitless. So, my friends, put on your FBI profiler hat and give me a personality profile of the serial killer that lives here:
UPDATE:
UPDATE:Here is the bedroom. Not as offensive until you look at the pillow with the two faces. Also, what is the business of hanging gold rimmed mirrors at the top of the wall. She did it in the living room too.
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OMG! I can hardly look-the patterns are making me dizzy! You should have gone to this one...almost as good as the crazy lady on the Studio Tour years back. Remember?
OMG is Right!!! Horrors!
"Norwegian kicked out of the club for dramatic decorating and actual use of color"
I'm thinkin' "Pee Wee's Playhouse" meets "Nordic Fest"! How can she sleep in this mayhem!
Did you notice the little soldier on the floor who has his back turned away from the room! I'm thinkin' he's got some stories! I would have gone for the soldier.
Come to think of it, I would love to see an episode of Pee Wee's playhouse again! HEH HEH!
My first thought..."Clearly, they are Norwegian." How pathetic is that that 3 out of 4 commentors have said this.
Ok, I have too much of a caffeine headache to be laughing this hard at 9 am!
Yep...Norwegian comes to mind. Considering whoever lives here has NO company (no seating) I would be wary of the owner behind a closed door with a shotgun, or worse yet...a chainsaw.
Little Sister, I thought the same thing! The person who lives here must be a distant relative of the people on the studio tour down here a few years ago!! This is just scary stuff here. Did you notice the two faces on the pillows are actually 3-D, stuffed nylon baby faces?!!! Yikes!
That wooden soldier in the bedroom is LEERING!
Divorced? no, no, no, I'd be whittling away at that soldier to see what REALLY happened to Mr. Norwegian.
This is all very menacing! I think I'd have to go and see it in person but only with backup.
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