Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Scar? What scar???

Yesterday, among a host of other lazy day activities, I went to get a spiffy new haircut and my eyebrows waxed. I feel so tidy after getting my brows waxed, so was looking forward to it. When my waxer was done, she says to me "I didn't want to go up any higher on your left side because it would expose your scar." Scar???? Below is the image that flashed through my head- me, aging gracefully, looking over the pitiable body of my esthiologist, her foot removed from her mouth only in death, my foot removed from her butt post-ass whooping.

So, I very kindly said "Scar? Really?" Sure enough, she showed me about a small half inch white scar buried in my eyebrow. Who knew? Can anyone recall me bleeding from my left eyebrow?

5 comments:

Mnmom said...

But ya AHH in that chair Blanche, ya AHH in that chair!!!

Scott J. said...

Well, my first guess would be a GPS microchip, implanted by the government to keep you under surveillance at all times.

Or maybe a long-forgotten incident with a longneck MGD bottle cap, from your college days. (We've all been there, right?)

No, it's probably the government.

michaelg said...

Pesky government.

madame_leiderhosen said...

Well, at least the Feds know you are waxing.

I like scars; they provide accurate biography.

Mnmom said...

I like the government theory too - after all, it's gay men like you going to work, owning homes, feeding your pets, mowing your yard, paying your taxes, visiting family, giving to charity, cleaning the bathroom, making dinner, arguing about money, shopping for groceries, and obeying traffic signals that are just ruining our Democracy, right??!??