I let out a "JC!" then crossed myself. She's probably related to me somehow.
That is wrong... just wrong.
This reminds me of a very embarrassing moment with my dad...(well there a few, but one in particular). There was a woman with largish breasts carrying a watermelon out of the Jack-n-Jill store and he commented. "Get a load of those melons." I kid you not.
I am trying to figure out at which event this dress would be appropriate: -It's white and she's wearing gloves. (wedding?)-She's youngish, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, stretch Humvee in the background, drinking water(prom?);-Caesar's Palace is not in the background (not the Adult Entertainment Awards)-Everyone else in the photo is in black and deliberately not looking at her (funeral?).And then I see the shoulder of somebody's mum in the right foreground and nothing else really matters.
By the look on her face, I think she is having the most magical wedding day ever. Magical in that her nipples have stayed covered, I guess.I want to know what her children are going to think when they look through their parent's wedding album. Will they have been raised with such bad taste that they think mommy looks like a princess?
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