I'm so confused! Did he do it RIGHT THERE? RIGHT where he found it? Now THAT would be a crime. Did he haul it home on his bike first? Did he come back later with a truck and THEN take it home? I say throw the book at him for extreme creepiness.
I guess he saw the dead deer, dragged it in to the woods away from the road, then had hot lovely relations with it. You know, you hear about bestiality and think its creepy, then you have this- necrophilia and bestiality. It could only get stranger if he had dressed up the deer in his grandmother's clothing.
And it's so COLD outside! That deer had to be frozen solid. That just adds another layer of creepy. Grandma's clothes would add a nice touch of humor and whimsy, no?
The actual offense took place in November 2006, probably a warm November, the kind that turns a young man's thoughts to those of fancy. Do you remember when something similar happened in Decorah, except it was a middle aged man with live cows in the 4H barn trying to impress the children of the woman (from my church, by the way) that he was trying to impress?
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I'm so confused! Did he do it RIGHT THERE? RIGHT where he found it? Now THAT would be a crime. Did he haul it home on his bike first? Did he come back later with a truck and THEN take it home?
I say throw the book at him for extreme creepiness.
I guess he saw the dead deer, dragged it in to the woods away from the road, then had hot lovely relations with it. You know, you hear about bestiality and think its creepy, then you have this- necrophilia and bestiality. It could only get stranger if he had dressed up the deer in his grandmother's clothing.
And it's so COLD outside! That deer had to be frozen solid. That just adds another layer of creepy. Grandma's clothes would add a nice touch of humor and whimsy, no?
The actual offense took place in November 2006, probably a warm November, the kind that turns a young man's thoughts to those of fancy.
Do you remember when something similar happened in Decorah, except it was a middle aged man with live cows in the 4H barn trying to impress the children of the woman (from my church, by the way) that he was trying to impress?
No, I must have missed that little gem. What happens at the Winn Co Fair, STAYS at the Winn Co Fair.
That man at the county fair was probably someone we all grew up with and knew...ew!
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