Monday, March 10, 2008

Who In Their RIght Mind Pays for Sex?

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer does. Here he is doing an imitation of the toothless hag he paid $4300 for in February and his wife who is thinking "Which cutlery will most swifly emasculate this pathetic bastard?"
I've always wondered why people pay for sex when they could get it for free? Perhaps that is the cheap child of Lutheran depression-era parents talking. I just don't get it. And, with a hooker, aren't the odds just a bit worse that you might get crabs, syphillis, genital warts or HIV? I would think so.
This particular arrest stings a bit because Mr. Spitzer is a Democrat. I love it when Republicans get caught with their pants down. I will dance in the streets the day Ann Coulter is caught chewing on Dick Cheney's wrinkly old unit. There's a visual that might stick with you for a day or so. Sorry about that.


Mnmom said...

Thanks so much for that Coulter/Cheney image!! Like I didn't have trouble sleeping already.
Why do people with everything going for them do this?? The folks who have the most to lose seem to take the biggest risks. This is just creepy and sad. The GOP is going to love this. Please tell me it didn't happen in a public bathroom or the Oval Office.

Melinda June said...

Kirstin's description of brown sinus infection discharge was less disgusting. Well done.

Cheesecake Maven said...

I hope his wife uses a dulled butter knife.

kirelimel said...

Ann Coulter is a Christian Woman for God's sake! ha ha ha ha oh, I can't even pretend to be offended - she would forsake the lord for a chance to "cleanse" Dick.

I'm glad he wants to take some time to get closer with his family-translation: pack his shit and find an apartment.

Madame Leiderhosen said...

eeeeeyargh! Coulter swallows Cheney! can't we picture Cheney in nightie and Shirley Temple wig, scrubbing out a bathtub?

Okay, no I am no longer snack-ish.

I loved that the call-girl called him on the condom use and that the line "Dude, do you want the sex or not?" got into the press. (and that is what a "Difficult Customer" is). For 4K he wanted "the girlfriend experience". What an ugly asshat fuckwit.

As for the wife, I hope when the shock wears off, she discovers the many joys of ongoing revenge.