New York Governor Eliot Spitzer does. Here he is doing an imitation of the toothless hag he paid $4300 for in February and his wife who is thinking "Which cutlery will most swifly emasculate this pathetic bastard?"
I've always wondered why people pay for sex when they could get it for free? Perhaps that is the cheap child of Lutheran depression-era parents talking. I just don't get it. And, with a hooker, aren't the odds just a bit worse that you might get crabs, syphillis, genital warts or HIV? I would think so.
This particular arrest stings a bit because Mr. Spitzer is a Democrat. I love it when Republicans get caught with their pants down. I will dance in the streets the day Ann Coulter is caught chewing on Dick Cheney's wrinkly old unit. There's a visual that might stick with you for a day or so. Sorry about that.